Taking the Sparkle Out of Twilight

Ellen Donahue and Lane Bennett wrote an interesting little review called, "Real Vampires Don't Sparkle". Yeah, you can probably guess what the book is. Here's an excerpt:

From page 376-451 there is almost a plot. The “bad vampires” (you know, the vampires who actually feed off of human blood. We know, it’s shocking, how could they?) show up and decide that Bella is just so amazing that they simply must feed from her. This naturally upsets Edward and his family, but the problem is quickly ridden of and Bella and Edward can go back to staring at each other.